50Plus : Arts & Entertainment : Joke of the day for June 29
Favorite Food
Dogs: kibbles
Computers: bits
Method used to end undesirable behavior
Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper
Computers: hit control-alt-delete
After destruction of personal property
D: dog not found
C: file not found
Favorite trick
D: roll over
C: play dead
Comic-page hero
D: Dogbert
C: Dilbert
Fun way to mess with their heads
D: peanut butter on roof of mouth
C: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive
Consequence of virus
D: replace valuable carpeting
C: replace valuable data
Widely ignored government mandate
D: leash law
C: Communications Decency Act
Waste disposal tool
D: pooper-scooper
C: uninstaller
Sensitive internal procedures
D: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional
C: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed one
kind of like this once
Method of marking territory
D: lifting leg
C: “Designed for Windows 95″
Unique behavior
D: lick and drag
C: click-and-drag
Inexplicable physical feature
D: dewclaw
C: scroll lock key
Estimated lifespan
D: 12 years
C: 12 months
To visit our joke archives, click here.
Please note that comments will be moderated and may take time to appear. Good conversation and feedback are welcome, but advertisements, spam and abusive or inappropriate comments will not be posted. We welcome comments on Advertising Features, but these will not be displayed. They will, however, be forwarded to the advertiser. For technical support or other customer service issues, please email support@50plus.com.Control Alt Delete Comic - Bookshelf
The Comics journal
Each strip is about the size of two extra-large Sunday comic strips ... of the online community. g www.boltcity.com/copper_home.htm Ctrl-Alt-Delete 1 189 ...The Loser Letters, A Comic Tale of Life, Death, and Atheism
Sometimes You just have to cut Your losses and hit “control-alt-delete”. One big case in point is “good works”, or the question of who is more likely to be ...Control + Alt + Delete, A Dictionary of Cyberslang
... an electronic music zine, and a web comic — all inspired by the keyboard command for ... (As Bradley once said, "l may have invented control+alt+delete, ...Crossing platforms, a Macintosh/Windows phrasebook
In Windows, if you need to discipline a badly behaved program by quitting it forcibly, press Ctrl -Alt-Delete, click the name of the misbehaving program, ...HWM
That would make it impossible to press Ctrl-Alt-Del. ... iWork '06 (30-day trial ), QuickBooks for Mac New User Edition, Comic Life, FileMaker Pro trial, ...Information Terminal Directory
Ctrl+Alt+Del
The geeky world of video game production comes to life in this cartoon strip by Tim Buckley.
Ctrl+Alt+Del
Ctrl+Alt+Del (webcomic) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The name of the comic refers to the Windows command Control-Alt-Delete.[2] Premiering on October 23, 2002, the comic's focus has gradually shifted ...
Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Profile of Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Two die-hard gaming roommates and a Linux user take everyday challenges to the extreme. Ethan, the eccentric gamer with ...
SPLITREASON.COM - Ctrl-Alt-Delete Store :: t-shirts, books ...
Ctrl-Alt-Delete themed T-shirts, blankets, mugs, hats, skins, stickers and posters for geeks and gamers.